Saint Anthony of Cryptocurrency

Patron of Lost Funds • Protector Against Rug Pulls • Finder of Misplaced Private Keys

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Feast Day: 28th of Satoshi (Last Friday of every quarter)
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Daily Prayer

"Saint Anthony, Guardian of the Blockchain, Keeper of lost wallets and forgotten seeds, Shield me from rug pulls and malicious code, Lead my transactions to secure harbors, And may my private keys never fall to shadow."

In the light of the ledger, we trust.

Sacred Iconography

A hooded figure in a patchwork robe of circuit-patterned fabric, holding a battered hardware wallet in one hand and a glowing ledger book in the other; a tiny golden mouse (a nod to "cold" storage rodents) curls at their feet. Their halo is a ring of tiny, shifting QR codes.

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Hardware Wallet

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Ledger Book

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Broken Chain Link

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Seed Phrase Compass

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Blockchain Lantern

The Legend

Once a humble cryptographer and journeyman node operator, Anthony wandered the scattered ledgers of the early decentralized world. He learned hands-on how greed and haste turned bright projects into empty shells.

After losing his savings to a clever rug pull and then rediscovering them through persistent on-chain detective work, Anthony vowed to protect future travelers from the same fate.

He walked the markets teaching secure custody, how to read contracts, and how to spot bad actors. Miracles attributed to him include the recovery of private keys from burned boxes, wallets appearing in the pockets of repentant scammers, and smart contracts freezing at the last moment to prevent mass losses.

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Verify the contract, guard the seed, and when in doubt, hold the key.

— Saint Anthony of Cryptocurrency

Patronage & Devotions

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When to Pray

People pray to him before connecting wallets to new dApps or clicking unfamiliar links.

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Sacred Offerings

Devotees leave tiny paper seed phrases (blank except for a single reassuring word) and miniature hardware wallets at shrine-like altars of recycled motherboards and LEDs.

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Rituals

Often include a brief code review, a moment of silence for lost funds, and a communal pledge to use multisig and hardware wallets.

Miracles & Cautionary Tales

The Dream of Recovery

A trader who had lost their life savings to a rug pull dreamt of Anthony; the next day a whistleblower post revealed an exploit allowing partial recoveries.

Miracle

The Lantern's Warning

A startup about to deploy a black-box contract saw the lantern's light and found a hidden backdoor before launch.

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The Cloud Folder Lesson

A follower who kept seed phrases in a cloud folder learned humility when their account was emptied; they then became a teacher of secure custody.

Cautionary Tale

How Followers Honor Him Today

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The Finders' Fast

A 24-hour period of on-chain audits and humility after major market moves.

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Cold Coins Ceremony

Newcomers receive a small test transfer to a hardware wallet to learn secure handling.

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Annual Rug-Pull Remembrance

A community post where people share lessons learned and red flags that saved them or should have.